idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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