redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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