I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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