some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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