no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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