Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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