with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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