I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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