I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
