If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
