oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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