Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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