if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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