You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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