She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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