Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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