OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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