Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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