party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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