i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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