I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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