i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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