We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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