White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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