So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I AM VODKA MAN
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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