Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He did a backflip because drugs
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
