i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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