I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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