never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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