Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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