Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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