it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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