I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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