I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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