Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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