Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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