i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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