Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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