My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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