is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
