the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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