Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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