have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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