R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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