yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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