I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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