id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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