I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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