My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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