did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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