If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
