At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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