I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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