So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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